When I was a little girl, I got to visit my grandparents on their farm. They lived on a farm! With horses and pigs and cats and dogs and a big garden and a treehouse that sat really high up in a tree. There was a playhouse full of dress ups and a willow tree that we could hide in and my grandma had the best kitchen ever. There were two windows that met in the corner of the room and an oval table with swivel chairs where I sat to eat breakfast every morning and guess what my grandma had in her kitchen?
Guesses included all sorts of farm animals, including an emu, but they were all wrong.
She had a TV! My grandma had a TV right there in her kitchen and I could sit every morning and eat my toast and drink my Tang-
What's Tang?
It's like Country Time lemonade only orange juice flavored! (Noah thought he would like it because he loves orange juice.) It's pretty disgusting, but I loved to sit and swivel in my chair and drink my Tang and watch the Price is Right on my grandma's TV in her kitchen.
What's the Price is Right?
It's a game show.
What's a game show?
It's something you watch on TV when there's nothing else on. Because we didn't get to pick what we watched on the TV, we just watched whatever was on. And when I didn't want to eat the crusts of my toast my grandma would cut them off and guess where she would put them?
In the garbage can!
No! It was a farm, they didn't waste any food!
In the compost bin!
Nope! In the scraps bucket! My grandma had a scraps bucket and when it was filled up with all the leftover food that we didn't eat she would add some milk to it and guess who I got to feed it to?
The pigs!
Nope! Although that would make sense. I fed it to the kittens.
At which point Emma's eyes got big and lovey.
My grandma had kittens that lived behind the garage and I would go out and feed them the food in the scraps bucket... and I can still smell the smell of the nearby fire in the burn barrel.... And guess what else my grandma had in her kitchen? A cookie jar! A real cookie jar that looked like a teddy bear with a hat on, and the hat was the lid, so if you wanted a cookie you took off the hat and reached in and got a cookie out of his tummy.
When you are parents you'll tell your kids about visiting Grandma and Grandpa Henscheid's house, and how you sat out on the deck every morning and ate breakfast while looking at this beautiful view of the mountains.
No we won't! We don't do that! We sit at the table with the plastic on it and eat Lucky Charms! (Truth, and they love it, but next time we're there by George we'll be eating outside- look at that view at their grandparents house!)
There was another window in that kitchen that overlooked the front yard, and that's where my grandma's rose bushes were. Grandma Gardner loved her rose bushes.
And there was another room in the house, down in the basement, that was painted white and the bed had a purple bedspread on it, and I hated that bed because once a daddy-long-leg spider crawled on that bed while I was in it, and there was a lamp that was shaped like a ballerina, and there was a wall that had shelves on it and guess what was on all of the shelves?
Books! Plants!
Nope! Dolls! Beautiful dolls that wore the most beautiful dresses.
Cue even bigger and lovey-er eyes from Emma.
And that was the room with the cedar closet in it. The closet was full of old coats and hats and it had a musty smell, I know because I had to hide in that closet when I drove my grandpa's tractor up a tree and I thought he was going to kill me so I hid in there and my sister Heather snuck me some grapes and cheese so I wouldn't die since I was going to be living in there forever... she's always been there for me...
Wait, you drove your grandpa's tractor up a tree?
Yep, but that's a story for another night.
