Monday, March 28, 2022
I Had a Birthday!
The Bitter and the Sweet
Birds in Our Backyard
Wednesday, March 9, 2022
Tornados in Spring
-Isms
Never a dull moment in this brain!
While we were trading stories about scars and other memorable life moments, I officially decided that the moment Emma's mammoth wart finally came out of her foot as the top three most disgusting moments of my life.
Of course the kids wanted to know what the other two moments were.
"Having babies?" they guessed to which I said no, that wasn't exactly disgusting.
"Uhhh, are you sure?" Noah countered. "Wasn't Emma born in (puts up air quotes) 'the wilderness'???"
Ha!!
*****
Trying to understand the function of the female chest after hearing the word boobs-
Why do you only have two of them if you've had four kids?
So milk comes out of those? You're kind of like a cow!
Why are Leah's bigger if you're older?
If I put a straw up to it and (slurping noises) that's how it works?
Wait, so I used to put my mouth on that?
(Yep, and if you want to think of something even weirder I used to do that with Grandma Cathy.)
Wait, what? Why did you let Grandma do that to you?!