N- The worst part of my day is riding the bus home and the worst person on the bus is (boy's name). First he was annoying me because he always wanted to play video games on my computer, which I put an end to that, then he got a phone and he started playing games on his phone and monologuing about all the different games. He has a game where you literally just get a gun and shoot at everything really like it’s a picture of a gun and you just shoot things.
M- That's awful!
N - Yeah it’s terrible. I just don’t know about this next generation.
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E, trying a lemon zest herbal tea that I had enjoyed at book club mid-winter.
It smells so pungent... but it tastes so bad.
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N, while keeping a surprise secret from Emma - I'm not the sort of person who ruins a secret! If I was, I'd be really disappointed in myself.
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E, helping me set up for a game of badminton - Now where are the mittens?
M- The what?
E- The mittens! For the badminton! You know, the (makes the swinging motion)!
M- Oh! Those are called racquets. But we can call them mittens.
And we have ever since.
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N- Like when you walk across the stage and get your DI-ploma.
M- The word is di-PLO-ma.
N, while setting up trick shots with Adam- It's probably really nau-she-ating watching me walk back and forth.
M- What did you say?
N- It's probably really nau-she-ating watching me walk back and forth. Like nau-she-a.
M- No SH. Just S. Nauseating.
(I always say that knowing big words but not knowing how to pronounce them is a sign of a great reader!)
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A conversation on the way home from church-
N- What is LGBTQ, anyway?
M & E- explains what each letter stands for.
N- Oh! I thought it was some kind of disease or something.
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E, while squeezed onto her bed with Mom and Leah - Move over! Look at this! I barely have a fragment of the bed!
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N, reading Stop That Pickle! out loud - It was lunchtime when Ms. Elmira Deeds waddled into Mr. A-DOLPH's deli.
M- It's pronounced A-dolph.
N- "I would like a pickle, please," she said.
"Why certainly," said Mr. A-DOLPH, wiping his hands.
M- It's pronounced A-dolph. Do you know what Hitler's first name was?
N- I thought it was an initial, like A. Dolph.
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L, contemplating the possibilities of her future-
It wouldn't be the end of the world if (a desired event) didn't happen. But it could be. But it could not be. But it might be. But it might not be. I just don't know.
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Noah fell off a scooter and hurt his wrist. I wasn't overly compassionate, and felt bad about it, and told him as much the next morning.
M- I'm sorry that I wasn't very sympathetic to you last night when you got hurt. That wasn't very kind of me.
N- It's okay. Thanks for your hospitality anyway.
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We had two missionaries over for dinner on Sunday. While watching Adam, Noah, and Jason jump up to serve everyone dessert (Adam especially loves taking orders and serving ice cream, and all three of my boys have beautiful servant hearts), the elders turned to Leah and Emma and said - Your husbands are going to have really big shoes to fill!
They are correct!
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A- successfully learning how to drive, but still needing to learn so much about driving, yanked on the wheel while turning down an otherwise deserted country road - Argh! Sorry! The steering wheel looked upside down in my periphery!
Similarly, while on a trail ride - did that stump look like a human hiding in the bushes to you, too? No? I guess my peripheries are failing me again.
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E, while shopping at Costco with me- Take a picture! Take a picture! (Sends picture to family group chat with the caption- It's a concrete-bony!
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A, trying to purchase a movie ticket online.
N- Where are you going?
A- To a movie.
M- With his GiRlfRiend!
N- What? Seriously? In the words of a very wise general authority, that's just stupid!
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Epic contributions from Leah-
N- Crying is projectile water coming out of your eyes.
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N, asking to do something: But Mommy…
M- Don't but mommy me!
N: You call me pumpkin pie, but I don’t complain about that!
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SPECIAL DAD FEATURE!
*doesn’t know what the gritty is*
D- Is it like complaining? Is it like that…stinky foot dance you do??
L & E - THE STANKY LEG!?
In case we never documented, he also once asked, "What's a yeeted?"
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Randomly, Noah was given a new nickname by his giggling sisters - Noah Scrap Morales
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Noah hates when people say “it’s out of this world!”
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M - I love that Noah just plays the bass for fun. Listen to that baddie!