I'm writing a speech... How do you spell 'peasants'?" (The speech ended up reading, "Dear Peasants, Tomorrow we are going to have an All-You-Can-Eat cookie buffet. Would you like to come? Sincerely, The Queen.)
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Adam! You hurt my hand-ankle!
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L- Mom, where is my new nylon dress?M- Nylon? You mean neon?
L- Yes. I want to wear it tomorrow. Actually, where is my patrick dress? I want to wear that one.
M- You mean plaid?
L- Yes! That's the one!
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