While watching me put on makeup.
"You look pretty, Mommy. I like your eyes."
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After all the kids dispersed for an afternoon of playing-
"Looks like it's just me and you..."
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At the grocery store.
N- Can I have a donut?
M- Ummm.... maybe.
N- Maybe! I know what maybe means.
M- What?
N- It means you're thinking about it.... Can you please think yes?
*****
Mommy, what else is in your bum besides poop?
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N- Mommy, there's a grasshopper in the window downstairs and it's naked.
M- How can you tell it's naked?
Because it's light green. Only the alive grasshoppers are dark green.
*****
At his annual doctor visit, the pediatrician was prompting Noah to explain who could help him if he was lost in a store.
N- Mommy can help me.
Dr- And what if you can't find Mommy? Who can help you then?
N- Jesus will help me.
Bless his sweet little believing heart!
*****
While looking at himself as a baby-
Awww! I'm so cuuuuute!!
*****
N- What's a hokie?
M- A hokie?
N- Yea, like a hokie sandwich?
M- Oh! A hoagie sandwich!
*****
Jason- Hi Noah!
N- Hi Daddy!... Why did you tell me to hide?
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N- Daddy, I got a fool shot!
J- You mean a flu shot?
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In the car with his preschool buddy-
Friend- Sometimes my sister doesn't like to play house with me.
N- Well, then, I will come to your house and play house with you!
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