Blurffing

Main Entry: blurff
Function: verb
Etymology: probably from Dutch word blurffen: to surf blogs, of whose owners are known or unknown to the blurffer, mindless waste of time
Date: 2008
Transitive verb: to put off or completely forget housework, diaper changes, timely cooking of dinner by pretense or a mere show of human curiosity (i.e. what is my old roommate that I haven't spoken to in 4 years up to today?)

Note: Experts highly recommend that blurffing take place only during naptime or bedtime, when other household members are not severely neglected due to said blurffing. Verb not to be mistaken for an unpleasant bodily function.