Noah-Isms

Oh, the guilt I've felt as Noah and I have continued to enjoy our daytime secrets together!
But I love hearing all of the things he has to say!

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N- You'd better pick up that blueberry before the dog gets it!

M- What dog?

N- The dog that we're going to get!  You'd better pick it up before that dog gets it.

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N- Mommy, why did you make that face.

M- What face?

N- That face where you were like... (crinkles up his eyebrows and scrunches his lips together)

M- Oh.  Just because.

N- Because is not a reason, Mommy.  You need to tell me more about why you made that face.

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I want mayo on my sandwich!  And mayonnaise!

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While playing one of our "secret" games, we needed to find pictures of anchors.

N- Okay, we need to find those things that I get in my mouth.

M- Ummm.... no, not canker sores.  Anchors!

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After being eaten alive one night, Noah's face was covered with itchy bumps.

D- Did you get some mosquito bites, buddy?

N- Yeah... and some bug bites too!

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While helping me shop at the store.

N- Mom!  We need honey!  

M- Okay, can you get one?

N- Just one?

M- Yep, we just need one honey.

N- Why are you calling me honey?  You just called me honey!

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There's a general topic that I try to avoid on the blog, but man, Noah has said some funny things lately about his thoughts and feelings about a certain body part of his.  Always with a straight face, but always hilarious.  And I'll just leave it at that.